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August 25, 2006


You are cracking me up. I must have missed the memo.

What I love? Coming in on the tail end of everything all the time. It makes for one amusing perspective....

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I worked at a country club last summer (2006) and one of the server's said it happened to her friend. She was very specific; saying the dog was a Golden Retreiver and it had died of old age. She called the family that was on vacation and they told her to take it to the vet so they could dispose of it properly.

Since she was in college (in Boston) and had no she packed the carcass in a suitcase from the basement and dragged the bag to the T station. (T=subway in Boston.)

A man saw that she was struggling, so he offered to help carry it. Normally, she wouldn't have accepted help, but he was around her age and good-looking so she gave in, figuring he wouldn't know what was in the bag. He noticed the bag was heavy and asked her what was in it. She replied that it was electronics because she was moving from her dorm to an apartment. Before she finished speaking, he punched her in the stomach and ran away with the suitcase.

Imagine his face when he opened up the bag.

I know it's sick, but I found the story hilarious and told anyone that would listen. To my disappointment, my sister's friend googled the story and found out it was a legend. I think I'll continue to tell it though. It's too good to pass up!

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